My Impossible List

The Impossible List is not a bucket list. For me, it is a never-ending to-do list. Instead of getting smaller, like a bucket list would, it gets longer. I kept my Impossible List on my old blog, but after I wiped it and restarted, decided to start anew. Here’s to continuous self-improvement! Start Date: September 17, 2017.


Impossible Personal List

Life Goals

  • Marry the love of my life
  • Move out of state
  • Build and design my dream house with my S/O
  • Completely plan out and have a baby (or two)

Health/Fitness Goals

  • Run a 5K in less than 40 minutes
  • Run a mile in less than 10 minutes
  • Caffeine only 5 days a week
  • Yoga every morning

Event Attendance Goals

  • Defcon
  • Blackhat
  • ComicCon
  • Lantern Fest

Just For Fun Goals

  • Have someone/something named after me
  • Be a mod on a popular subreddit
  • Complete a mystery room
  • Finish earthbound
  • Start a monthly meet-up group


Impossible Professional List

Career Goals

  • Work in my degree-related field
  • Get a promotion Oct 25, 2017
  • Create a long term career plan or strategy
  • Go for a specific award

Side-jobs Goals

  • Start a podcast
  • Launch a consistent vlog channel
  • Send 10 Paypal commission invoices
  • Create a thorough portfolio and project tracker

Financial Goals

  • Establish an emergency fund of 6 months expenses
  • Retire before 50
  • Invest in cryptocurrency
  • Pay off all college expenses


Impossible Developer List

Education Goals

  • Graduate B.S. Major in CIT-Web, Minor in Computer Science
  • Complete masters program for CIT, infosec emphasis
  • Get a CompTIA certification
  • Finish one college semester with a 4.0 GPA

Skills Goals

Project Goals

  • WordPress theme from scratch
  • Tumblr theme from scratch
  • Make an iPhone app
  • Complete open-sourced 3 personal projects


Impossible Creative List

Music Goals

  • 20 uploads on my soundclown
  • Collaborate on a vocal duet
  • Release another EP
  • Do musical work for a famous musician

Art Goals

  • One full month of Sketchtember
  • One full month of Inktober
  • Completely refine my art style
  • Upload an animation

Reach Goals